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INTRUDER ALERT! A RED SPY IS IN THE BASE!!!

Posted by DorkGamer - July 5th, 2022


  • "A red spy is in the base?!-"

" HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT, HUT!"

" WE NEED TO PROTECT THE BREIFCASE!"

  • " YO! a little help here?!'
  • " aghraga, stand back son..."
  • " 1, 1, 1 Ummmmhh... 1!'
  • " LETS GO, LETS GO!!"
  • " I N C O M I N G !!"
  • " AGHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhalright zhen...!"
  • " AAAAAAAAAGHHhhhey its still here...!"
  • *incoherent mumbling*
  • "UH-HUM! Gentlemen..."
  • * CUE TITLE SCREEN*
  • " I zee zhe brief caze iz ztiell zafe."
  • " safe and sound!"
  • " Yeah it is!"
  • " Tell me did anyone happen to kell a rhed spy on the way? No, zhen we still hafe a pro-blem. "
  • " AND a knife!"
  • " OOoohh! Big problem, PFT! I've killed plenty-a spy's! The dime-a-dozen backstabbing scumbags, like you! OW! no offense..."
  • " if you man-age to kill zhem zhen, I azzure you zhey whill not like me...And nothing, nothing like the man looze inzide zhiz buildeing! "
  • " what're ya, president of his fan-club?!"
  • " Non, ZHAT WOULD BE YOUR MOTHER!"
  • " WHAT THE- WHAT' ANY- I- EH-!"
  • " INDEED, and now hez here to F*CK UZ! So liz-hen up boy, or pornogra-phee staring your moz-er will be the zekond worzt thing to ha-pen to you to-day"
  • " OH!"
  • " GIMME THAT!"
  • " Zhis spy has alrea-dee breached ou-r defenzez..."
  • " DOH!"
  • " You zee what he'z done to ou-r colleg-ez!..."
  • "Ehh?- ...GAH! CHAAAA! Oh-...YAH! AGH! YAHHHHHH!!!"
  • " And worzt of all... He could be any one of uz..."
  • " OWTZ, REOWTZ!....Nein...! OOF!-"
  • " HE COULD BE IN TH-IZ VERY ROOM, HE COULD BE YOU..HE COULD BE ME... HE COULD EVEN BE-"

* BOOM*

  • " WOAH, WOAH, WOAH!!!"
  • "woah..."
  • "WHAT, IT WAS *CR-CLICK* OBVIOUS HES THE RED SPY!!
  • "...Watch he'll turn red any second now..."
  • "...ANYYYY second now......SEE RED! Oh wait, that's just blood..."
  • " Zo, We ztill got proh-blem..."
  • " BIG problem... Whos ready to go find this spy?!"
  • " Right behind you!"

* GASP*

* STABING AND DEATH*

*french ppl music*

  • "ahhh~ My petit shuffler (IDK IM BAD AT MY OWN LANGUAGE, LOL)"

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Plot twist Red Spy gets SpyChecked by Blu Pyro

Different Plot Twist after Red Spy killed blu Solider and heavy Blu sniper Sees Red Spy Blu sniper Critical hit spy in the head

ANOTHER PLOT TWIST after the events of red Spy killing Blu Heavy and solider Red Spy gets killed by a level 3 sentry that he didn't see because he saw a dispenser that he was about to sap

HOW DO YOU KEEP COMING UP WITH THESE PLOT TWIST XD!!

@DorkGamer I'm a Tf2 Veteran and I think of good things to come up with

Damn, mad respect to the vet!

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RESPECT THE VETS (that jokes so dead and I made it even deader!)

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Fun ??

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wha the fuck,u can work as subtibles lady on youtube

I sent my application!

@DorkGamer sent it to suzan shasjwok

It got turned down, apparently they don’t hire kids,even tho I’m 200 yrs old!

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@DorkGamer wait fr u sent it?

Yeah, sadly I got turned down…

BOOOOO! STFU KID! GET OFF NEWGROUNDS!!